It’s Official: Chinese Declared ‘Worst People in the World’

December 19, 2009

Have you been following the news of the follies in Copenhagen? Seems the whole thing is a clusterfuck. Anytime the U.S. and other developed nations want to do anything, the third-worlders from China, et al do some diplomatic cock-blocking. The Chinese premier Wen Jiabao even stood Obama up at some things, the Chinese have been boycotting meetings and sending underlings to attend. It’s all a huge mess.

Of course, our uncouth barbarian friends from China have only done their best to make things WORSE:

Channeled by Gawker (from like every news source):

“The Christian Science Monitor‘s Linda Feldmann sets the scene in her pool report:

Pool spray pre-bilateral between Obama and Wen is a mess

The Chinese press corps shoved their way into the small room where POTUS and Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao were about to meet, preventing most of the American press pool from entering.

Robert Gibbs said something to the effect of “my people” (meaning American press corps) have to get into the room, “or we’re leaving.” A few American media were able to get in, but your pooler and other non-broadcast reporters could not get in.

This photo of Wen’s goons muscling our first amendment heroes is positively chilling. Still, we have to admire Robert Gibb’s courage, here, standing up for the rights of people he is paid to lie to constantly.

According to Helene Cooper of the New York Times, who managed to actually make it into the meeting for the photo spray and file to the pool: “White House Spokesman Robert Gibbs and NSC chief of staff Denis McDonough both got roughed up a bit trying to get into the room.”

So, there you have it. We always knew the average mainland Chinese peasant had no idea about proper human behavior in public. And, we really don’t mind all that much as they usually keep their behavior in their swamp-hole home country. On rare occasions we are subjected to their neanderthal-like behavior in our local Chinatown or tourist areas popular with the Chinese hordes. HOWEVER, this was a UN MEETING on the highest reaches of the international world stage. These are meetings attended by presidents and other heads of state. A retarded person would know that you send your best-behaved professionals — those with lots of knowledge and experience with protocol and diplomatic settings — to attend, work at, cover, etc. this kind of high-level event.

Perhaps these WERE China’s top, sophisticated media and diplomatic professionals? Maybe they are still such a third-world, undeveloped country that is this the BEST THEY HAVE. We should assume that since China’s leaders probably are at least at the level of a retarded person, that in fact, this is the best representation their country has to offer.

So, since the Chinese would only send their best people to such an important event, we can conclude that their best people are actually the WORST PEOPLE. In a setting like this at Copenhagen, they push and shove, give no respect to heads of state and cause violence and chaos. No other country at the conference was doing this. So we can then conclude that even China’s best are the WORST. According to the media reports and their behavior at this UN conference, Chinese are the WORST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD.

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The Salahis are the worst people

December 2, 2009

No need to rehash everything that’s wrong about the couple that crashed a party at the White House. If you want a good summary of the horridness of the Salahi folks, check out this post at Jezebel . What exactly is it that makes them the new WORST PEOPLE? Is it the fact that they crashed the party, making it more arduous for future attendees? Is it that they are disgusting, publicity seeking members of that new breed of reality TV wannabees (are you listening, Heene family?)? It is all that and more. Michaele and Tareq Salahi are really bad people.

The best part of the Jezebel piece:

“6. This is “the most devastating thing that has ever happened” to them.

Tareq Salahi claims the fallout from the crashing has been “the most devastating thing that has ever happened” to his wife, and that “our lives have really been destroyed.” But what about when they were escorted out of the Congressional Black Caucus Foundation Dinner in September after they were found sitting in someone else’s seats? They seem to have recovered from that mortification enough to crash another party just a few months later. And concerning their general devastation, Lisa de Moraes of the Washington Post says it well:

Michaele is ready for her close-up:

“It’s been really unbearable to go through,” she wailed from the Four Seasons hotel in Georgetown, where she had arrived nearly two hours earlier so people could put on her perfect makeup and dress her spectacular hair.

“Our lives have been destroyed,” she added blondly.”

Right, your life has been “destroyed.” I guess it will take being on “Real Housewives of D.C.” to cobble your poor, pathetic life back together.

The Salahis are truly the WORST PEOPLE.

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